Omg I’m crying 😂😂 @sclark7787 #mathclass #motto #actuallytho #areyouguysbuildingabarbiedreamhouse #bitchwemightbe
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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| What girls say: | I'm fine |
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| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”
Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.
Omg! This has so many notes n__n
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